News Report : 10th December 2007:- A serious incident has taken place at Canterbury & District Model Engineering Society. The Society website,
www.cdmes.org has recently been injected with an infectious disease otherwise known as Christmas. This has taken place despite the best efforts of webmaster Barry Loraine who could not possibly have caused this situation as he is well know to his family as a modern day scrooge. It is suggested that this website is approached with care but do ensure the volume control on your pc is turned up to counteract the visual effects.
If you personally become infected the only known cure is the consumption of copious quantities of alcohol accompanied by a large plate of brussel sprouts. The cure may cause some side effects such as dizziness accompanied by a strange smell. Symptoms also include severe tiredness which will become particularly evident on 25th December just after the Queens speech and last approximately two hours. Symptoms will continue intermittently until midnight on 26th December when a severe depression will set in.
It is hoped that normal service will be resumed in January 2008 followed by an in-depth investigation by the CDMES committee. The most likely outcome of which is that the webmaster will be severally reprimanded and a psychiatric assessment ordered.
If you’re brave enough have a look at
www.cdmes.org (don’t forget to turn the volume up).
Canterbury & District Model Engineering Society can accept no responsibly for any medical expenses incurred or psychological trauma suffered as a result.
End of News Report !Regards
Barry
